How About a Humor Thread?

Started by lbpesq, January 09, 2024, 11:50:09 PM

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lbpesq

Outside the town of Weed, California.
And I thought they go together!

Bill, tgo




cozmik_cowboy

Well, considering that first college I attended was, in 1968, dubbed by Time magazine "The marijuana Mecca of the Midwest", I concur, counselor.


Peter (who, a few years later, did nothing to jeopardize the title.......)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

jazzyvee

#197
I sure hope the mothership does not use this method of checking the quality of the brass used in their basses. ;-) 8) ;D ???
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

garyhead

Took a moment.....
781000 - GOLIATH Series I 4+8 Doubleneck (John Judge)
801662 - LEVIATHAN Series I 4+6 Doubleneck
94K8781  Essence 6
01OW12582  Orion 6 fretless (Rogue Electronics)
04SY13333  Spyder 4 V headstock (#25)
02SY12927  Spyder 8 (#02)
96CB9610  THE ORPHAN Classico Deluxe 6
F-1X, F-2B, SF-2, M1, M2 ELF

garyhead

Another truth.
781000 - GOLIATH Series I 4+8 Doubleneck (John Judge)
801662 - LEVIATHAN Series I 4+6 Doubleneck
94K8781  Essence 6
01OW12582  Orion 6 fretless (Rogue Electronics)
04SY13333  Spyder 4 V headstock (#25)
02SY12927  Spyder 8 (#02)
96CB9610  THE ORPHAN Classico Deluxe 6
F-1X, F-2B, SF-2, M1, M2 ELF

lbpesq

#200
Kind of like the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver.

The drunk driver comes to a stop sign ... and blows right through it without even slowing down.

The stoned driver comes to a stop sign ... comes to a full stop ... and waits for it to turn green.

Bill, tgo

BeenDown139

QuoteThe stoned driver comes to a stop sign ... comes to a full stop ... and waits for it to turn green

so as the self-appointed full-time resident stoomer ( stoned boomer) i will point out that driving stoned is a violation of the House o' BeenDown's drug consumption policy an is severely frowned upon

🗿

carry on gents.
Been down...now i'm out!

garyhead

This now applies.
781000 - GOLIATH Series I 4+8 Doubleneck (John Judge)
801662 - LEVIATHAN Series I 4+6 Doubleneck
94K8781  Essence 6
01OW12582  Orion 6 fretless (Rogue Electronics)
04SY13333  Spyder 4 V headstock (#25)
02SY12927  Spyder 8 (#02)
96CB9610  THE ORPHAN Classico Deluxe 6
F-1X, F-2B, SF-2, M1, M2 ELF

cozmik_cowboy

If you replace your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy is left in your life.

Peter (who just poured his 2nd cup of The Magic Bean)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

jazzyvee

The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

peoplechipper

I like espresso, but it has no effect on me, I get no boost from any coffee; on the upside, I don't need it, but no boost for me...

garyhead

A couple of good ones.
781000 - GOLIATH Series I 4+8 Doubleneck (John Judge)
801662 - LEVIATHAN Series I 4+6 Doubleneck
94K8781  Essence 6
01OW12582  Orion 6 fretless (Rogue Electronics)
04SY13333  Spyder 4 V headstock (#25)
02SY12927  Spyder 8 (#02)
96CB9610  THE ORPHAN Classico Deluxe 6
F-1X, F-2B, SF-2, M1, M2 ELF

pauldo

There is a lot happening in the yarn vest picture!   :D

DistillaMatto

I have a scarry recollection of my mother going through a knitting phase. The photo also looks like the mid to late 70s, which was about the time my mother went through that phase.

cozmik_cowboy

"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter