Peter

This just in:

Boom, boom, boom, boom

OK, now that Harry's broken that ice:

The difference between religions is largely a matter of degrees of recognition; to wit:  Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as head of the church, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

Peter

You opened the door.   

Being of the Jewish persuasion, and married to a lovely Italian lady, I am officially authorized to present the following observation:

Jews and Catholics are basically the same.  The only difference being that Jews are born with guilt, Catholics go to school to learn it!


Bill, tgo

Oh no, what have I done?!! 

"A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, 'What is this, a joke?'"

And I post this as a Buddhist minister (in case anyone wasn't aware)

Well, if clergyhood is an excuse, I'm good - I am, after all. a duly ordained priest in the Church Of The Latter-Day Dude.  (www.dudism.com)

Rev. Cozmik Cowboy (fighting the good fight against human paraquat everywhere!)

Peter

A twofer.

Peter

Ain't it the truth!

Who Knew?

Yep, getting there.

Peter

I sat down to play some folks songs, but my left hand seized up; hurt bad and my fingers wouldn't move.
I guess that's what they mean by "minstrel cramps".......

Peter