I have to jump in on this one.
 
What do you call someone who's tone deaf and likes to hang out with musicians?    
 
A drummer
 
 
What do you call a guitar player who breaks up with his girlfriend?
 
homeless
 
 
Bill, the guitar one

Not in keeping with the musical theme but here goes:
 
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
 
 
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a Dog.
 
 
Wow - serious thread derailment.

Guys
 
For various reasons (so much to do, so little time)I haven't posted here in a while and have only visited briefly; now I remember why I love this place. It is SOOOOOO good to be back!!!!!

HURRRAH!!!!
Bro's and sis's ..come over here and give him a big hand.
Bigbadbill is back and is Sweet William now... (yeah ....I know  ....it's an old one).
 
So good to have you back Bill.
Beware ...the place is now LOADED with Bill's!  Bills from the bar, from the refurnisher, from Susan's new staircase, Bills from the pizzeria, Bills from Bob's boat overhoal, we only missing the Bill of Rami's new fretless who is still not finished (but nobody wants to see that bill anyway ...OTOH we are all anxiously waiting to see the bass), we have lots of bills from different bars from all over the world ...but ...well ...the Bigbadbill ...we missed!!!!
 
Paul the bad one

Ummm....Paul, you did know that bigbadbill's name is actually Shaun, right? Ok, I'm just checking. You knew that.
 
Welcome back, Shaun, and how is your walnut Triple-O sounding now that you've plugged it in?
:-)
 
Ken (TEO)

O-o
 
I've never been good at billing ....
 
well ...we knew THAT already.
 
PTBO

Paul,
 
That's ok...I just wind up PAYING them.
 
:-)
 
Ken (TEO)

Hey Brother Ken ...where's your elfish gone.
Lack practicing?
I can wabble elfishlike but an insult for those who REALLY get into that laguage.
So ...feel free ... the scene  is all yours!!
 
 
Darn ...am I off topic again?
 
 
PTBO

Well I'm up to my old tricks again;fashionably late as usual (even later than ever in fact)!
 
Hi Paul and Ken and thanks for the kind words! BTW Paul, I've certainly missed your sense of humour! And how are you Ken? How's the lovely Erin-Oromion now you've had her for a while? The Triple O is staggering. You should see people's faces when I pull it out of the case; and that's before I plug it in. I wish you could see the wood in the flesh, so to speak, as the pictures don't begin to do it justice. As soon as I can beg, borrow or buy a digital camera I'll post some more pictures. It truly is the best bass I've ever owned by far(best I've played in fact), and sounds incredible.
 
BTW Hi to club members old and new (of which there seem to be quite a few), and hi to those wonderful people who make it all happen (they should be renamed Elflembic...ok maybe not ); when I inevitably win the lottery you're going to have more orders than you can shake a stick at.....can anyone hear the Everly Brothers or is it just me?
 
BTW Ken, decided to call the bass Eagle Wing, and then couldn't find the whole phrase in Quenya! Talk about irritating...so if you can help, I'd be grateful (my powers are weak; soon you will be the master. Oops, sorry, wrong film...and back to front!!)
 
 

Shaun
Try http://www.yourdictionary.com/library/tolkien.html
 
Maybe you can find what you're looking for there.
 
Sam

Hi Sam
 
How are you??? And thanks!!! You are a star! I've obviously been looking in all the wrong places! Well it seems that the bass is called...*drum roll*...Sorne-Raama. Now I just have to perfect the pronunciation! Looks like it's out with the books again...

We should probably move this to another thread guys
 
:-)
 
I believe it would be Sornay Rahmah, rolling the R, accenting the second syllable in the first, first in the second (due to the vowels)
 
Ken (TEO)
 
P.S. Check the Factory to customer section, we can continue there.