The Mind of a 9 Year Old

Started by cozmik_cowboy, November 21, 2021, 10:43:18 AM

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cozmik_cowboy

Quoth the eldest grandson "The toilet's smoking!  The toilet's smoking!"


And we found this.


Peter (who is so proud to be his Granddude right now!)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

keith_h

That is something to be proud of.

lbpesq

West Coast version ... it's a movement!  (pun intended)

Bill, tgo

David Houck


jazzyvee

That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

lbpesq

Quote from: jazzyvee on November 21, 2021, 11:56:28 PM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early "toilet-paper-shortage" days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you've got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you'll never go back!

Bill, tgo

edwin

Quote from: lbpesq on November 22, 2021, 08:22:31 AM
Quote from: jazzyvee on November 21, 2021, 11:56:28 PM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early "toilet-paper-shortage" days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you've got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you'll never go back!

Bill, tgo

Best thing ever! I discovered them on a trip to Japan with Dawn in 2008. They have the Alembics of toilets over there. High tech, comfortable, and perfectly crafted.

cozmik_cowboy

Quote from: edwin on December 02, 2021, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: lbpesq on November 22, 2021, 08:22:31 AM
Quote from: jazzyvee on November 21, 2021, 11:56:28 PM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early "toilet-paper-shortage" days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you've got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you'll never go back!

Bill, tgo

Best thing ever! I discovered them on a trip to Japan with Dawn in 2008. They have the Alembics of toilets over there. High tech, comfortable, and perfectly crafted.

And (as I discovered to my dismay when we had some young female Japanese students living with us), their high tech crappers apparently have no problem flushing things our toilets cannot handle.

Peter (who let The Lovely & Charming Mrs. Cowboy explain that one to them..........)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

We REALLY need a "like" button!

Bill, tgo

keith_h

Quote from: cozmik_cowboy on December 02, 2021, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: edwin on December 02, 2021, 09:41:08 PM
Quote from: lbpesq on November 22, 2021, 08:22:31 AM
Quote from: jazzyvee on November 21, 2021, 11:56:28 PM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early "toilet-paper-shortage" days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you've got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you'll never go back!

Bill, tgo

Best thing ever! I discovered them on a trip to Japan with Dawn in 2008. They have the Alembics of toilets over there. High tech, comfortable, and perfectly crafted.

And (as I discovered to my dismay when we had some young female Japanese students living with us), their high tech crappers apparently have no problem flushing things our toilets cannot handle.

Peter (who let The Lovely & Charming Mrs. Cowboy explain that one to them..........)

When my girls were younger I always dreaded the septic tanks pumping. You never knew what the septic guy would discover and he was sure to tell you about whatever he found adding he gets charged extra at the sewer farm for that type of stuff.

edwin


bigredbass

Ya get a thread with 'the mind of a 12-year-old', lemme know . . . .

paulman

Quote from: cozmik_cowboy on November 21, 2021, 10:43:18 AM
Quoth the eldest grandson "The toilet's smoking!  The toilet's smoking!"


And we found this.


Peter (who is so proud to be his Granddude right now!)
Smoking some good shit I bet!  That's classic Coz!!
The only thing that stays the same is change.

gtrguy