Actually, Why is the left fielder.

Bill, tgo

© 1944

 When Erik asks me "why?" I usually counter with, "are you stalling or do you really want to know?" He always answers, "I really want to know, mom!"

Why?

The only correct answer?

Why Not !

y=mx+b

what is y?

A (bass) line when plotted out.

Two points come to mind:

!) "Why?"->"Why do hotdogs come in packs of eight, and hotdog buns come in packs of ten?  40, that's why; the lowest common denominator."  Or perhaps "Sometimes, "why"?"

2) "How to start spoiling [our first] grandchild..."  Well, an Alembic series II ukelele in koa and a hippy sandwich binding would be a heck of a start.  Given the construction time, it should arrive at just about the perfect point to fit the kiddo's hands.

If you have to ask, you probably don't know.

The answer is 42.

Tearfully, the question is 96.  Is it really a mystery?

Bill, tgo

Tuesday.
and Penguins.

OK, I'll change the subject.
I have a Polish friend who's a sound engineer.

I have Czech one, too.  A Czech one, too.

Peter (who is now ducking.....)

Those were some of the best obsrrperous one liners in response to an existential question that I have ever read.  The last 15 minutes of Blake Edwards' "S.O.B" also comes to mind for diffidence.  Nicely done, fellas.