Help, Mr. Wizard!
Drizzle, drezzle, drazzle, drome.  
Time for this one to come home.
 
Bill, tgo

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the patterns will be paisley.
Alchemy: lead into gold, 35 B string tension from a 34 bass...
Thanks to all of you for the enlightenment.  Now if I can just keep from thinking about all of this while in the middle of a song!