Do you think that maybe we could convince the good folks as Alembic to produce a bumper sticker that says:
 
My other bass is an ALEMBIC  ?  
 
Naturally this would go nicely on my Fender Jazz case. I'm pretty sure most of us use at least one of these.

Stoney,
I would rather go for:
Only two beauties are touched by my hands:
 my wife and my Alembic (s)  
 
Oliver:-)

I think we're on to something here....anyone else?

I don't ask to borrow your wife, don't ask to borrow my Alembic.
 
If you value your life as much as I value my Alembic, don't mess with it.

Made in Santa Rosa
Heard around the world

And how was the old KISS intro:
You wanted the best, you got the best...
 The hottest BASS in the world......
 
Oliver (Spyderman)

As seen on their stationary...
Alembic; beyond custom
 
Ellery (Lowlife)

I'd prefer a license plate frame with the Alembic logo and Alembic in script on the top.
 
This one might work too:
 
My other wife is an Alembic
 
Brad

My other wife is an Alembic
 
That might be good on a t-shirt too.

Perfect!
 
Large Alembic logo with:
 
My other wife is an
       Alembic
 
The Alembic in the traditional Alembic font.
 
In a 3XL sweatshirt.
 
Brad

Official Member - Alembic Wait Team
(for the non wife influenced afficianado)
My wife IS an Alembic

Guys, you're killin' me here!! Good stuff...Keep 'em coming.

Brad, I like the license plate frame idea!
 
Sam

I like it too, that is if you don't get rear-ended because the fool behind you is trying to figure out what it says.  
 
Then again that presents some rather interesting whip-lash po$$ibilities.
 
Yep, I'll order another ALEMBIC just as soon as I cash that big fat check, thank you very much!!.....(Mica, you reading any of this?)

The license plate frame has to be made out of wood.
 
Bill, tgo