or make it a 50 strings and take it to your tennis court gig
 
(Message edited by fc_spoiler on July 20, 2006)

Bet it gets that farty Jack Bruce sound!

I don't have enough G.A.S for this acquisition. Somebody light a match!......Whew!!

Does the instruction manual come in a roll?  When you are done playing, you'd better put this bass down in case a girl will be playing it next!  Does one condition the fingerboard with toilette water?  And speaking of fingerboard, you'd better wash your hands when you finish playing this one!  As for all you pros, with a bass like this you could really wipe out the competition.  Of course if you are of the Moslem faith, you'll have to play it left-handed.  On the bright side, no worries about how it balances as it will always be played while sitting.  I hope I'm not being too cheeky, butt I couldn't resist!  (rimshot)
 
Bill, tgo

All this thread needs now is canned laughter!

There's more potty/poopoo humor in this thread than first grade recess.  We need one of these every now and then.
Rich

I agree Rich, we need one like this to keep our sense of humor regular.

Hi Bill. I knew you couldn't resist this one.  
This bass can be your number 1 bass but is better suited as a number 2.

let me float this one......
is this the bass where the runs are acceptable to the lead guitar?

Looks like this bass was created for a bum.

These Fender Custom Shop MasterBuilts . . . boy, is THIS one a Closet Classic!  
 
 
 
J o e y

I'd own a bass like this if I wanted to get a little behind in my music.
 
Ellery (Lowlife)

I guess this is THE bass to play Tom Green's Bum Bum song with!
My bum is on the strings, my bum is on the strings. I hope none will break 'cause that would surely give me wings!
Cheers!
F.C.

... and it would be wise to install one of those Rickenbacker(?) string retainers.... for obvious reasons

Joey:
 
I believe, technically, it is a Water Closet Classic!
 
Bill, tgo