I bet this Bass gets plenty of bottom end!

Then again it may sound like crap.

Can you overlay the seat with cocobolo? I'm sure that it would then have a great bottom; real deep. (ROFL)
 
Ellery (Lowlife)

That would be a good idea Ellery, the cocobolo overlay. I think I see a crack in the finish.

ROFL....ROFL....and still ROFL!
 
Ellery (Lowlife)

I believe this bass is equipped with invisible P bass pickups.

I believe I read somewhere on this board that Coco Bolo fingerboards can be hard on your fingers.... I wonder what it will do to your....
 
N.B. I've got all the ingredients here (toilet seat, fender neck, bridge)gotta find my Black & Decker!-LOL-
 
(Message edited by fc_spoiler on July 20, 2006)

Man?,...I knew this thread would go down the toilet when I started. LOL

Hey I just realized that if you could fill in the hole, it would look like a Bongo Bass.  
 
Ellery (Lowlife)

You can also use it to shove yer Pizza in the oven

Or as a scoop at the Bacarrat table.

Yep, and it's also obvious that I have way too much time on my hands.

Would a neck-through model be considered as half-assed?  And I'll apologize in advance if I've ofended anyone, as I get the sense that I'm pushing the limits for a family forum.

No wonder it sounds like poo, it doesn't have activators! Do you think the luthier felt flushed with success when this was completed? Now all it needs is some LEDs so you can use it in the dark.
 
Mike

You can also only put G strings on it!