Remember this is a rather hectic time of the year for delivery services. I had a UPS guy knock on my door after 8pm last night - and he still had 9 more deliveries to make!

I say odds are Jeff kisses the guy when he arrives...  
 
John

Hey Jeff.  You gotta remote Web CaM? I'd like to see the look on the delivery guy's face when Jeff kisses him, hands him a bowl, grabs the box, saying my precious.  and runs off to the woodshed

Well if we hear from Jeff again tonight it must mean the bass wasn't delivered. After all it is only proper  to disappear for a couple of days once it gets there.  
 
Keith

I think pictures would be a must. We will hear from flax..You are still doing your breathing excersises right flax?
NLP

with an iron lung!
a bong!
a volcano!
a spike right through my head?
i called ups- they will be in touch with me in about 1/2 hr or give me a time frame  
i may have to meet the driver somewhere
once she saw the insured value, she saw my concern.
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driver will be here at 7pm

driver will be here at 7pm
 
...Assuming he's not a bass player.  If he's a bass player, you'll never see him again!

Jeff:
 
Repeat after me:
 
ooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmm;  
nam yoho renge kyo;  
baruch ato adonai;  
to everything there is a season;  
why don't we do it in the road;  
Mr. Charlie told me so.  
 
Whatever it takes - breath in, breath out.  Time will pass.  At least you're not on the west coast or you'd have to wait another 3 hours! (nyuk, nyuk)
 
Believe me, bro, I'm tres jealous.  I hope you can be late for work tomorrow!  hi to Annie.
 
Bill, tgo

late for work?
see this is why bill is a lawyer
 
bill
any self respecting employed person has already called in sick,,,,,,

so i am actually spending time burning dead cd's
and cleaning out my hard drive and (woooosh) excuse
uh doin nothing

all of my friends  
came to see me last night
i was laying in my bed and cryin
tribute bass
from san ta rosa  
says the scooter will be here soon,.,,,,

mica has some photos up
unfortunately i looked
by accident
i swear guys
dont hurt me

you're a bad boy.  Now put down the smoking apparatus and go to your room

best part of the wait?
has been waiting here with all of you....
thanks
the knobs came out great lol
180 buck well spent.
the other $xxxxxx aint bad either
lol

ok  
so this is gonna knock your socks off
 
dog starts barking and runs to the door
we look outside
nobody out there.... nothin...no truck no people no aminals...... nothin
5 minutes later the ups guy showed up.....rings the bell........
dog doesnt bark- she already did and knew he was coming 5 minutes ago