In a shameless attempt to get to 200 posts, I will now ask and answer some very important questions. It's a relaxing Sunday, so please ignore me.
Mike

Why is my tailpiece .0004 off center?

Who cares! Just play your bass!

Why is my bass not ready yet?

You haven't ordered one!

My volume pot is scratchy.

Twiddle it back and forth 100 times!

Someone told me that Squier basses are better than Alembics!

Stop reading the Talkbass Forums!

I read that Bruce Becvar ghost builds all Alembic basses!

Stop reading Ed Roman rants!

My tone filter makes a Wah sound with the Q switch on!

QUIT twiddling it back and forth!

Why does Alembic sell Flitz metal polish for more than Flitz does?

Because they are trying to make a living, stupid!