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Started by phylo, January 16, 2009, 09:29:41 AM

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phylo

What are the best, worst, favorite, most tasteless, etc that you have seen?  
 
Don't let my big d**K scare you, I'm really just a nice guy  
 
Almost got into an accident when I saw that one.  Not so much because it is that funny, but because someone actually drives around with that on thier car.

jet_powers

If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair

alembic76407

Sorry I wasn?t in church last Sunday
I was practicing witchcraft and being a lesbian
 
Using a feather is kinky, Using the whole chicken is perverted  
 
this was on the back of a VW bus

lbpesq

My all time favorite (seen in 1973):
 
Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
 
Bill, tgo

bassfingers

Had to laugh at this one
 
Another Capitalism Success Story

richbass939

What would Scooby Doo?

kilowatt

T*ts on a Ritz, um,um, good cracker. Seen on a 63 Rambler with an 80 year old couple who looked like they where on their way to church. I laughed so hard that I almost had to pull over.
 
Regards,
Pete

jet_powers

Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts  
 
LOL, I remember seeing those on cars around here well into the '80's!
 
-JP

robinc

God, protect me from your followers!
 
Hell: Its not the heat, its the humidity

keavin

Of all the things i lost i miss my mind the Most!

57basstra


bassfingers

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm!

cozmik_cowboy

Not a great bumpersticker but, rather, my all-time favorite juxtaposition, was the guy I saw with a No Jap crap for this American sticker proudly displayed on the spare-tire cover of his...Suzuki Samurai!  I don't know if the placement was a brilliantly subtle & ironic mockery of the mindset behind the sticker or a case of complete idiocy, but it's stuck in my mind for over a decade now.
 
Peter
 
ps - The show's not over until the fat man melts!
 
(Message edited by cozmik_cowboy on January 19, 2009)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

jedisan

Well Peter, I have one in the same vein as yours; one I have remembered for years.
 
I'm traveling on the freeway one day and I spy a car with a bumper sticker that says  Member Mensa Society. So I think, I gotta catch up to see what the really smart person looks like. I catch up, look over, and here's this guy smoking the hell out of a cigarette with all the windows up. As I let off the gas, all I can think of is, how smart do you have to be to consume something that will kill you.
 
My apologies to all you smokers out there.

811952

I had a guy in a Toyota minivan flip me off and yell at me about my riding a Jap bike (my KLR was built in Thailand, just for the record) at a light just before he turned off into a Walmart.  The rear of his van was covered in Buy American stickers...    I didn't see if there was a MENSA sticker or not...  
 
John