Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks!
Slim Pickins'
 
Watch me faggots!  
Dom DeLuise
 
 Oh baby..15 is my limit on schnitzengroovin'
Clevon Little

No, gone blame it dang blammit!

Cowboy: How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? Mr. Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.

I get no kick from Champagne
The railroad workers
 
It's twoo, it's twoo!
Madeline Kahn

Badges?....We don't need no stinkin badges. -Mexican bandit

Hey where all the white women at?? - Clevon Little

Golly Mr. Lamar you use your mouth purtier than a $ 20 dollar whore.-Slim Pickens

Now go do that voodoo like you do sooooooo well!!!- Heddy(Thats Heddley) Lamar

Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload a dimes!- Slim Pickens

What in the wide world a sports is a goin on here? -Slim Pickens
(sorry tryin to run up my post count :-) + it's my all time favorite movie ever!!!)

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. - Hedley Lamar
 
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? - Jim

Anyone moves ... as Cleavon Little hold a gun to his  own head
 
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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!
Taggart: [finally finding a pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Railroad worker to Cleavon Little  Man they said you was hung
 
Cleavon Little  Yea and they was right

No... Mongo straight.