Do they have a Jewish version? lol
 
Bill, tgo

The United States Congress held hearings on the Whizzinator on May 17, 2005.
 
Dont they have ANYTHING better to do???

Yes, they do.  Discuss steroid use in pro baseball.

My son claims a friend of his has one & has successfully used it on multiple occasions.  Myself, I've never had to fill the cup in the presense of others.  Though, on my last random* test they sent me just after I'd come out of the facilities, and volume was a problem.  The collector had me sit for 1.5 hrs drinking water until I could fill it - I guess I owe her some thanks!
 
Peter
 
*10% of drivers are randomly hit every quarter by an impartial and anonymous system operated by consortia of employers.  I was sent 6 quarters in a row.  What's the statistical cut-off between paranoia & persecution?

Wow, what a funky turn this thread has taken! LOL!
 
Sorry about the job, Flax. Keep your chin up. Real Estate is in the crapper, and lots of agents and mortgage Brokers have gone on to other (hopefully better) things. I've been searching for a house for the last 4mos. and while it is a buyers market, they t'aint givin' nothin' away. Fortunately for me, new housing developers are choking on inventory, so I just scored a new Townhome for slightly more than everyone else's craptastic resale. Finance deals are prevalent as well: I used Wells-Fargo as they were in cahoots with the developer and I made 'em an offer they couldn't refuse, LOL!
 
FWIW

On the random testing: I used to be a truck driver for a major building materials center (Hugh M. Woods/Payless Cashways). They instituted regular drug screening as part of the commercial driver's license renewal process, which happened every two years. They also decided to institute random testing additionally. I refused to submit to that. I told them that if they called me at random, I would quit on the spot. They didn't want to lose me because I had an excellent safety and dependability record. For some reason, in the two years that they had random testing every driver got called for a drug screen except for me. So much for random.

CLEAN AT LAST, CLEAN AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I AM CLEAN AT LAST
lmao- this sucks!!!!!!!!!!
bought a bunch of test kits- tested my morning peepee and looked negative. but will keep testing
should hopefully have job offer next week also...
 
i have extra test strips if anyone needs a couple let me know- and i never used the detox potions i bought... just drank lots of juice and water- particularly cranberry based drinks and pomergranite concoctions...
tanks all- my kidneys thank you...

Flax:
 
Send 'em my way, Tina & I will blow 'em up!  lol
 
By the way, if you first of the morn is clean, you should have NO PROBLEM as the first is always the worst.  If number 1 number 1 of the day is clean, they all will be.
 
Bill, tgo
 
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