Okay this appealed to my amateur physicist humour
 
The Higgs boson decides to attend church, as he walks through the door the priest calls out
'No bosons are allowed in church'
 
To which the Higgs replies....(wait for it)
 
'If bosons are not allowed in, then there can be no mass!'
 
well I thought it was funny

I feel guilty for laughing but then again I am catholic.  
 
slawie

Nice...Stephen Hawking just twitched...