Maybe some answers can be found here:
 

I think this is spot on !  
 
 very good indeed ______

Out on the road today I saw an Alembic sticker on a Cadillac now that's a Bassplayer.

Out on the road today I saw an Alembic sticker on a Cadillac now that's a Bassplayer.....

How does a bass player change a light bulb...should he change it with the switch on or off, should he install a dimmer, should he replace it with a standard tungsten or longlife fluorescent, maybe change the colour, alter the illumination angle, change the fitting to have multiple bulbs, use a halogen...(fading into the distance!)

Bass players aren't afraid of the dark.

No one knows. No one ever noticed.

 . . . No one ever noticed . . .
 
:-D

ouch, Edwin