Hi, I know I may be reaching for the stars, but does anyone have a stanley clarke brown bass for sale?

There's a used one for sale at http://www.basscentral.com (Alembic section, either Stanley Clarke or Used/Demo section). It's been there for some time now. They have a pretty good reputation as a shop, and they ship worldwide.

Here's the direct link: http://www.basscentral.com/alembicbass/used.shtml

That one has been sold for at least six months.  At least, that's what they told me when I was there in May...

I appreciate they have a fine reputation, but that's just a bad sales practice, IMHO.