Look at this poor Spoiler on german ebay: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=87492&item=7315306745&rd=1
 
For all not familiar with german language: This guy offers a '85 32 Spoiler, with ripped of electronics (poorly substituted by a bread-and-butter bass-mid-high EQ), ripped of PUs (now Bartolinis). To make it even worse he's mutilated the body down to a Fernandez-like shape. How could someone do this to his Alembic ?

This guy is on METH!

METH ??

what a bozo!