I have been in the market for a Les Paul '59 RI. If you're looking for something amusing to read, check out this seller's web based diatribe.
 
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=38086&item=7332978441&rd=1

The ten groups are not only amusing but might be useful for future listings .

I loved the ad.  Very astute observations.  Embarassing that I'm not quite sure which group(s) I may belong in...

Thanks Jonathan, I'm pretty sure I'm not in group 10 for this particular add but it was fun to read.  I like this guy!