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Bartolinis!!!!!?!!!!!  This reminds me of a comment a local sportswriter once wrote to decribe Jose Canseco:  He spent $70,000 on a Jaguar, and then spent another $25,000 modifying it to look like a Camaro!
 
Bill, tgo

That's like someone buying a Renoir and then deciding that they can improve on it and breaking out the magic markers.
 
-Jim