hmmm, strange site here,  
...with a 3   Alembic acoustics listed half way down the page...only  to sell his services.
 
I went through  that short moment were you think:  maybe there is an Alembic acoustic ...
 
link

Definitely weird
 
Alembic Further Acoustic Guitar
http://www.zagerguitar.com/?event=public.store.guitars.viewmodel&id=784&guitar_model=Alembic%20Further%20Acoustic%20Guitar

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Do you want fries with that Acoustic Guitar
 
Hey, I think I figured this guy out.  Write ANYTHING and then write acoustic guitar after it.  Boy, that was tricky!  LOL
 
Bill, tgo, Acoustic Guitar

The web site has a Live Chat link with the text description that Dennis is online now!  Perhaps he would enjoy chatting about trademark infringement law.

I hear Alembic will bring out the acoustic Further in the year 2525...

We have a character here in the UK as well. he's in all the kids comics, and is a real star.
His name is Dennis the Menace. Maybe it's him all grown up now?

Frank:
 
Only if Evans is still alive! LOL
 
Bill, tgo