I think it's those turny things where the strings end....  Still don't know why they're there, but if you turn them the wrong way, the strings break.  I stay away from 'em.

Nah ...it  is that metal rthing you need to come into your house and that always seems to jump to the left before you put in into the hole of the door. It always happens after 20 or so  Guinesses.
Oh ...and it always seens to pop up in the pocket your were sure you already looked into.
 
Hee -hee-hee ...
A tonal
D molished
 
I just looooove this club!
 
Paul the bad one

Paul
 
Next time I have a gig where I have to stand and wear a jacket I will call on you if it does not pay well! If you look real close you will see that I was only pretending to be reading the Real Book. I really can't see that far anymore and had forgot my reading glasses. The pains of old age, yikes!
 
 
Rory the blind one

Well ...how did that joke go  
Yuk ....sheet music
The spanish guy talking english with a thick accent saying that he doesn't like the music.
 
You blind???
HA ....read this one:
http://club.alembicguitars.net/Images/449/8028.html
A true story from the Paul the bad one archives!!!!
You blind ....HA!!!!!
 
PTBO

Sometimes I have to wear the old tux or suit and tie and sometimes I get to be just lil ol Dino.....HA

Yet another fine example of humanity!  Nice bass, too, by the way, Dino...

Hey all,
 
This was from my band MPG's first gig in Hayward, California on Saturday. Erin-Oromion performed beatifully (if only I was that good) and caused the bass player in the other band to contract Bass Envy

Ken:
   
   Where did you play in Hayward?  Next time give us all a head's up before the gig.  Hayward ain't that far!  By the way, is that an old Ibanez Bob Weir model on the right of the photo?
 
Bill, tgo

Hey Bill!
 
It was at Sherry's on Mission Blvd. Basically, we got about a weeks notice, and we were only given about 45 minutes to play, since we were playing ahead of the only band booked to play there. They did it as a favor to us, and we were treating it more as an audition for the club. We weren't even playing through our own gear (my rig is an SVT through an 8x10 and I double on keyboards that we didn't bring)
 
The Ibanez guitar is the other band's singer's guitar, but I think you're right about it.  
 
If anyone lives near the Delta, we're playing at the Oakley YMCA on the 30th, start time is around noon. We'll have the full setup then, so you'll hear it properly. :-)
 
Ken (TEO)

Hey again folks,  Here's a few photos from the YMCA gig Saurday  

 

We played this weekend a private party! Lots and tons of fun ... I EVEN SANG!!! And about in tune ...kindoff!!!  

  Anyway ...I played bass!!!  

 

Paul,
What song(s) did you sing?
John

Oh ...uhuh... I didn't sang solo you know! It's the first time I got a mike in front of me on stage in a gig. We sang Happy Birthday to you of Steve Wonder (a capella - 1verse and chorus = first picture). I was also involved in Addicted to love (yeah...right). The girl who's birthdayparty we played also asked Wake me up before you gogo (Wham), Greased Lightning (John TRavolta) and THe time of my life from the film Dirty Dancing.  
***sigh*** not our stuff but ...well ...I liked to play the basslines and ... well ...I sang ...kindoff ...together with our ladysinger.
 
PTBO

A band once gave me a mic just so they could turn me down...
John