Let?s see. A King Deluxe with ebony and purpleheart neck laminates. The ebony would be the wide laminate, like on the 12 String Wonder featured custom (http://www.alembicguitars.net/info/FC_dt12string.html (http://www.alembicguitars.net/info/FC_dt12string.html)), standard omega body with a stinger like the Short & Sweet featured custom (http://www.alembicguitars.net/info/FC_shortandsweet.html (http://www.alembicguitars.net/info/FC_shortandsweet.html)). Side LEDs in red. 5A quilted maple (or maybe burl maple) on the front and back. Series II electronics.
Time to ask for a raise.