Let?s see.  A King Deluxe with ebony and purpleheart neck laminates.  The ebony would be the wide laminate, like on the 12 String Wonder featured custom (http://www.alembicguitars.net/info/FC_dt12string.html), standard omega body with a stinger like the Short & Sweet featured custom (http://www.alembicguitars.net/info/FC_shortandsweet.html).  Side LEDs in red.  5A quilted maple (or maybe burl maple) on the front and back.  Series II electronics.
 
Time to ask for a raise.