Houston... it appears we have a boogieman series guitar/ paddle. What has this world come to?  
 
http://www.ebay.com/itm/BOOGIEMAN-GUITAR-ALEMBIC-POWER-SUPPLY-FENDER-STRAP-BO-DIDLEY-BLUES-GUITAR-MODEL-/330833679025?pt=Guitar&hash=item4d073952b1
 

Proof of the mayan apocalypse? I am just speechless

Hey, why get a used Alembic Series guitar when, for only about $1K more, you can get a butt ugly copy?  (Unless, of course, you happen to be Bo Diddley!)
 
Bill, tgo

I noticed this the other day and agree with your comments. The thing is...because of its shape this thing could be used as a nice cutting board.
 
Wait a minute...Alembic even makes nicer cutting boards.

Huh, I wonder what the story behind this guitar is? Prototype, test mule, first of a new breed...

Is this the same fellow that tried to sell a brand of knock off electronics via e-bay & craigslist?

I believe it is in fact the same seller.

I think it's kind of fun! Life isn't too short for really weird stuff.

But, hey, you get a Fender strap with it!
 
Peter

Alembic put out much cooler and love infused 'Boat oars ...wish I still had mine, even though having only one I tended to float in circles and meander in french curves.
 
 Caveat  -( be careful which woods are used for food related uses)