Not that I advocate it, but it may be no wonder this guy cheated on his wife.

hey now, no bashing Flo. she's put up with Andy for a long time.

I'm inclined to think it's a story to get an interest in the bass.
 
However if it sells. Why not. Sex is used to sell many things and so is a scandalous story true or false.
 
Jazzyvee

That is absolutely priceless.  Roman Conqueror, Pt. 2.
 
I'd be afraid to bid on that f****** plank, too.  
 
Stanley Clunk and Marcus Mumbler, u f****** bass anorak ! ! (Read the questions at the bottom!!)  
 
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.  This listing was the whippet's dinkle ! !  
 
J o e y

Somebody is not laughing... But hey, maybe his new girlfriend has a huge Alembic collection...

It's being discussed on the Bassworld forum. The consensus is that it's a shared profile and the guy has made up the story to get some interest. It'll be interesting to see how much it goes for.
 
graeme

Then that is certainly not the 'Whippets Dinkle and I am sure Mark Kink would be appalled!

Whippets Dinkle? Maybe I'm losing something in the translation, but why would I want a bass that is comparable to a dog's genetalia? Does it only come out of it's gig bag when it is excited? I'd probably come home and catch it humping my Alembic!

It starts as a short scale, but as you start playing it and the music gets hotter it ....  on second thought, never mind!  
 
By the way, I hope everyone notices that she is talking about bass players, NOT guitarists!  nyuk, nyuk!
 
Bill, tgo

Would you be brave enough to pick it up yourself?  
 
If you check the sellers feedback the sxxtload of bxxxt clothes would suggest a woman... 'She' also seems to sell 'her' son's 'unwanted' toys
Joke or not, I still think it's funny.

If this is for real, you might end up with a bass which has xxx xxxxxx! xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx! xxx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx!!! scrached all over it...

But if you look she also bought Nirvana - The Bass Collection Book on August,17th. Can you say Troll.  
 
Keith

Another quote:
I AM SELLING IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF HIS DEBT
ON ACCOUNT HE COULD NEVA PAY HIS ******* CREDIT!
 
It would be possible he ordered it on her account...
 
Lets send in the Myth busters! -LOL-

This seems to be the only item which she is using this markting trick with.  
 
A Juvenile Delinquent bass and bass player.
 
At least with a drummer you can tell them to beat-it!

OK, first one of you who'll name his COTM 'The Whippet's Dinkle' . . . . be even better if it's one of those Stanley Clunk models.
 
J o e y