OK, it's not an Alembic, but I reckon we can sneak it in here as being quite obviously Alembic-inspired.
 
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BASS-GUITAR-SUPERNATURAL-JAYDEE-JAY-DEE-JD_W0QQitemZ320020220878QQihZ011QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
 
But the real reason I put this here - read the seller's rant - that's one unhappy bunny. There's a warning to us all!
 
K.

...Don't mess with Senior Management

From the tone of the comments, she's middle management.

I don't think she will be managing bass players anymore:
0.99P NO RESERVE POSTAGE ONLY
[AS I DON\T WANT ANOTHER ******* BASS PLAYER NEAR MY ******* HOUSE THANK U VERY MUCH!]
 
(Message edited by fc_spoiler on August 23, 2006)

GREAT READ!!!!   This started my day off with a giggle, for sure.  And don't overlook the questions and answers.  Most entertainment on eBay ... ever!
 
Bill, tgo

Another great quote:
BUT AS I AM NOW THE UNLUCKY OWNER OF THIS
LUMP OF  ******* TIMBER THING!
THAT [IN MY HUMBLIST OPINION]
SHOULD HAVE REMAINED A TREE!

wow.   sounds like she's describing a drummer though...  
 
 
 
(i kid...)

Rule number one: if your wife throws you out, take your basses with you!!

That is the 'Whippets Dinkle.

Oh yeah, and the same as played by the legendary Mark Kink!

is he from the not so Legendary band Level 69

F*n brilliant, mates! That made my day.

Maybe a fun read, but I'd never bid on it.  Who wants to deal with a seller like that?  If she stuck to being pissed at her ex and was less rude to those asking questions, it might become interesting to a buyer.  I say she because, in the internet world, who knows if this is reality or just an angle to make a sale.

I got her Dinkle hangin'!

She probably looks like Andy Capp's wife!