1995 Alembic Mark King  
 
Not mine, just noticed it.
 
It maxed out my guitar scale so all I know for sure is that it over 11 pounds.
 
Hmm. Professional eBay guitar seller with a scale that doesn't go above 11 lbs. Doesn't pass the sniff-test to me, but I am cynical before I've had my morning coffee.

Meesturspakle?
 
Does anyone remember that Simpsons episode?

Hello chief, let's talk. Why not?