Of course I live nowhere near there either:
 
http://redding.craigslist.org/msg/2915430402.html

Gtr guy are you looking for one of these? Are you freaked out by Craigslist? If your tempted in my experience I've been deceived only a little here and there. I've found most people to be pretty honest. I don't know anything about what your buying but the worst things that I've had happen are people are usually a little blind when it comes to listing the flaws in their instruments for sale. one guy I bought a guitar from had a bass tuner on it and he didn't mention that in about 10 phone calls over a week. But even with those flaws I still have things that otherwise I'd never have. That's just my two cents.

Oh no, I love CL! I am just helping fellow Alembic forum members when I come across ads like this. That is what this area is for.