Anyone see the GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHTS space vehicle in the southern hemisphere today?  
 
I hope the people are purple!
 
And on another note..if it's a One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater is the eater purple, or does it like to eat purple people?  
 
But then some have pointed out that if it only ate purple people then us regular colored people wouldn't have anything to worry about.  BUT the people in the song must then be purple in color for the eater to want to eat them.  
 
However in retort I say if the ET's mean us harm, a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater would be of great assistance because they should be considered people and treated as such.  
 
It's madness...what a Tuesday!

Damn!
 
Roger, do you have any more of that?

Irrefutable proof that you can get high on an Alembic Further guitar!
 
Bill, tgo

it's now Tues. night and i am beginning to understand.....uh oh.

You should know Bill!   You've got one smokin' Further yourself!
 
As of this morning Fox News Chicago reports that due to the negative energy generated by the Internet regarding the arrival, the interstellar visitors have recinded their visit and will not be making themselves known.  The channeler has gone underground and has not been reachable for any comment.  
 
More Further...ahhh that's better