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More  works  from Bryan.

What the,....is that a,...where is....that uh.....................

....................................................................never mind,.......I need a nap.....

Ow.
 
My tummy hurts.

This is hilarious, Ten bucks to ten first person that can play this.
 
Chuck

I don't mind taking a solo in bar 5 if you like....lol
Jazzyvee

I'd like to hear the original cro-magnon skinning chant.

Okay I have just picked up on this one..this has got to be a joke..has anyone tried to download from Limewire yet??
I think this score can best be described as getting as many string intruments as you can and throwing them in a cement mixer and recording the resultant cacophony
Is it a early April Fools joke??

Hm, there was one of those in the solf?ge class room - but I never bothered to look at it in sufficient detail. The captions are hilarious!
 
Anyone for a bit of Ives?

This is a riot...........LMAO !!!!
 
Cool Timpani with small fan..............insert peanuts............gradually become agitated...........like a dirigible.................release the penguins..................remove cattle from stage.....................bow real fast slippage may occur.......balance your chair on 2 legs
 
rotfl !!!!

I had a professor in school who would make a good amount of $$$ on the side composing works that were impossible (or damn near) to perform.... just a thought....

Pace - is that a joke on the professor's avant-garde music? Bands like Doctor Nerve can play improbably complicated pieces, but they don't exactly rake in the money.

stu hamm may be able to get a grip on this piece of sheet music

FOR SALE: All my musical equipment. I quit!