ScooterClaus the Tribute Bass has been sighted winging its way across america  
first sighting was in petaluma at 5.25 est
then seen in oakland over bill panzers house at 7.40pm
next sighting was louisville, ky at 4.25AM
seen over new york at 6.40AM
expected in Norwalk any time now.

deep breaths Jeff.
 
graeme

You'd better be in your bed asleep when he gets there, otherwise it's nothing but switches (Q-switches?) for you, young man!

sleep  
who can sleep?
i got a bowl lined up for the delivery man,.

Shouldn't that be a glass of milk and a carrot?
 
Graeme

Where's the stick?

Did somebody say they got a bowl lined up for the delivery man?.....a bowl of what weedies?

I wondered how he got off the ground Keavin.

i need a valium........

Those must be how he lands Jeff.

STOP.   Put down the skunky bud and step away from the bowl sir.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Officer Edward Van Halen
San Dimas Police Dept.

i need to chill
my usual delivery is round 6pm
you would have thought the insured value would have made them get it off ups' hands quickly

Hangin' in there with you Jeff.What's that they say about he who waits?.Not long now.
 
You will post some pics now,won't you?.
 
Best Wishes,
 
Simon.

Jeff-  
Do you have a good relationship with your local UPS guys?  If you do, I'd call and check in with them.  I once had a bass arrive at the depot mid-morning'ish but since it wasn't routed for delivery on the day of it's arrival I had to wait a full day to get it in my hands.
 
A quick phone call might stop the expletives from flowing this evening.  =)

Santa Alembiclaus is bringing you the long awaited Tribute? What a marvelous Holiday it will be! A little hot toddy and some low frequency dancing and the lights will surely be all lit up at your house!
Congrats and enjoy!
NLP