Northwest Mexico.

I saw a 1962 Alembic on E-Bay. What is it worth?

Nothing.

Tired. Can't go on.

Suck it up! Rub some dirt on it! Quit whining you baby!

Am I there yet?

200 Posts! Funny, I don't feel any different.
Mike

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That was funny! You covered all the common posts.  But you could have mentioned something about lemon oil.
 
Michael

Is lemon oil a good foot rub?

Yes. But your cat will hate you.
 
Chuck

Only 65 more to go.
 
Chuck

UUHHHHHHHHHHHH= Dues?

But you could have mentioned something about lemon oil.  
 
Do I have to use lemon oil or can I just use unicorn urine like on my other booteek basses?

That's a good start Mike.  Now you can shoot for Senior Member.  Maybe you could do your next 600 posts touting the virtues of your favorite strings.  
Sam