Why can't I sell the Alembic I overpaid on E-Bay for more than I paid for it?

No answer needed, stupid!

Does Alembic make an Olympic model?

They are the same thing.

Can I buy a gross of Alembic logos?

No

OK-how about just a dozen Elan stickers?

NO!!!!!

Is that a rabbit over there?

Yes.

Is Al Gore the anti-christ?

Possibly.

Where is Texas?

Northern Mexico.

Where is California?