I was looking at this webpage showing a huge guitar collection. It's a pretty cool collection. I was scrolling down the page through pictures of Kramers... Gibsons... Fenders... etc. At the bottom of the page in the area for comments, some wise-guy named Jonzor wrote No Alembic?  
 
Priceless  
 
http://www.premierguitar.com/Magazine/Issue/2008/Jul/Premier_Collector_1_Kramers_Coronados_More.aspx
 
(It wasn't me, honest.)

Damn...for some reason I'm glad he doesn't collect alembics...(more for us).