I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my output with the beat.
 
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
 
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

rim shot!

Senior moment of the funny kind.

Better out than in!!!