Why did the moose cross the street?
 
(I never get those jokes, so I just thought I'd throw one in, see if anyone can come up with a puchline.)

Why did the moose cross the street?
Why?  Because the geopolitical situation on his side of the street had changed drastically, impacting his socio-economic idiom such that he was FORCED to cross the street, where, incidentally, he would be a statistic on the new side of the street and no longer be a statistic on his former side of the street, thus indicating, statistically, that any reforms taking place on the former side of the street have apparently been working perfectly, and that problems on his present side of the street are someone else's, like maybe France's...

Because it was welded to the chicken.

sorry another double post...
 
(Message edited by hollis on October 04, 2004)

Reid,
They're saying that the mountain's blowing steam (possibly soot) right now.  I can't see anything through the pea soup fog.  Any word from the south side?  Mayhaps the mayor was right?

Hey Hollis:
 
It's too darn hazy here in Portland to see it. We're watching from here today:
 
http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/
 
Reid

Thanks Reid.

John, I thought I was the only one that knew why the moose crossed the road, but you beat me to it!!!

Hum ...I always thought they crossed roads because there were the signs. When there would be no signs ....maybe they wouldn't cross???
 

 
Paul the bad one

David,
That surely puts us on a government list somewhere..  
Paul,
As my brother would say, You've got a point there, but if you wear your hat just right no one will notice!!  :0
John (wearing his hat *just so* and trying not to smile for those government cameras)

Paul; great answer!  And with photo documentation as well!
 
Reid; thanks for the web cam link.