How About a Humor Thread?

Started by lbpesq, January 09, 2024, 11:50:09 PM

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edwardofhuncote

Today's FS tickled me good... 😄

cozmik_cowboy

So, I caught something from the antenna on an Econoline.

Doctor said it was the worst he'd ever seen of van aerial disease.

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

Or backs........

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

Why not Maurrrrice?

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

pauldo


cozmik_cowboy

I think the percentage is low......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

I don't know who names these things - but I want what they're smoking!

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

DistillaMatto

Quote from: cozmik_cowboy on February 08, 2026, 10:27:31 PM
Why not Maurrrrice?

Peter
I lot of good ones. I especially liked the "Maurrrice" comment.

cozmik_cowboy

Did you know that koi always swim in schools of 4?
If they're attacked, the A, B, and C koi swim off in different directions, leaving the D koi behind.

Peter (who is now ducking.......)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

So that's how Bernstein did it!




cozmik_cowboy

Propaganda (n.) When someone from Boston takes a good look

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

I yam what I yam!

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

peoplechipper

you can really get it in cans???

cozmik_cowboy

"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

Just say know?