How About a Humor Thread?

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DistillaMatto

#615
December 13, 2025, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: cozmik_cowboy on December 12, 2025, 09:24:29 PM
The sign at the coffee shop said "No wi-fi.  Pretend you're in 1975."
So I paid 10¢ for my coffee and lit a cigarette.

Peter
Right on!

fclef6

#616
December 14, 2025, 02:43:55 PM
Ho ho ho

lbpesq

#617
December 15, 2025, 06:38:07 PM
Music for the holidaze!

Bill, tgo

peoplechipper

#618
December 15, 2025, 08:32:07 PM
p90's!

cozmik_cowboy

#619
December 15, 2025, 09:44:17 PM
I used to use an acoustic mower when i was young & whole.

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

pauldo

#621
December 16, 2025, 03:54:14 PM
Quote from: rv_bass on December 16, 2025, 02:38:24 PM
https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-500-million-for-development-of-funk-1819579171/


Coupled with the tight horn section allotment this sounds like a bi-partisan recipe to make america groove again.
😎

cozmik_cowboy

#622
December 17, 2025, 08:58:45 AM
Yesterday I was buying a Winter Solstice gift for Senior Management, $6.10 from a $20, and the girl at the register actually pulled out her stupidphone to calculate the change.
And got it wrong.
And the correct amount was on the screen of the register.........

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

#623
December 17, 2025, 09:04:25 AM
The answer, my friend......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

#624
December 17, 2025, 09:07:10 AM
Rosin up this!

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

edwardofhuncote

#625
December 17, 2025, 09:12:51 AM
Related...

cozmik_cowboy

#626
December 17, 2025, 08:40:15 PM
Yeah, take me there! 

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

#627
December 18, 2025, 08:28:28 AM
So that's what happened.......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

#628
December 18, 2025, 05:49:45 PM
The Truth About Commas:

pauldo

#629
December 19, 2025, 02:48:50 AM
That, was, very, funny.   😂
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