How About a Humor Thread?

Started by lbpesq, January 09, 2024, 11:50:09 PM

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lbpesq


cozmik_cowboy

I've asked many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one will give me a straight answer.

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

Not quite true; I'd never cut my hair that short!

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

jazzyvee

The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

cozmik_cowboy

Quote from: jazzyvee on September 13, 2025, 05:45:49 AM
Must be a sound guy. :-)

Pardon my beg to differment, but no sound guy has ever asked for "more 'me' in the monitors" - and if we think the mains need more bass & reverb, we just put it there!
Now ask me how many hundreds of times I've gotten those and similar requests from the talent (despite their being behind the mains.......).

Peter (who will now pay you back for that comment by making your monitor feed back all night; who has the power??  Mhahhahaha!)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

And that would be so much better than most of the hold noise I'm subjected to.......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

I'm sure we could find others......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

Writing this because we can't post sans text.......


Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

I'll take Rose-Marie to block!

cozmik_cowboy

Quote from: lbpesq on September 16, 2025, 09:11:38 AM
I'll take Rose-Marie to block!
Yeah - we definitely need a "Like" button!

Peter (who is shocked - shocked! - to find he and Bill agree on something.......  ;D )
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

The fact that I actually love all three doesn't make it any less funny......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

At least it hasn't affected Alembic.....

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

It's everywhere!  Run!!

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

cozmik_cowboy

I will add that you obviously didn't grow up male on or around farms if you've never peed on an electric fence.
And while I grew with some seriously stupid dudes, I never knew anyone stupid enough to do it twice.....

Peter (who is currently doubled over cringing at the memory.)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter