Just make sure you're getting enough essential fatty acids for heart health.

The Precision of these puns has me Jazzed.
 
 
 
 
 
oh no I ditn't..........

I'm flying thru these events at a dizzying pace:
 
Birthday last Saturday:  57.  How the hell did I get this old?
 
Hell Freezes Over:  I bought a digital camera. Finally.  Fujifilm X10, one of Fuji's new X-Series cameras, quite the embodiment of the Billy Joel maixm, 'I like things that look old and work new'.  Crazy about this thing.  Posted photos of the BigRedBass and its evil younger brother.
 
And Spring has surely sprung:  Cut the grass for the first time this season yesterday, in the middle of a pollen storm.  My head is going to explode if my sinuses don't first push both eyeballs out of their sockets to relieve the pressure.
 
I hope this post has a little elan, I'd hate to be a spoiler, but this series of events has led to a renewal of my essence.  Gotta go, I think I hear my little darling inbound from the wood shed.
 
J o e y

May we all Excel in the year 20(#12)

The Precision of these puns has me Jazzed.  
 
Being that this is an Alembic forum, I would say that statement, while not completely derailing the train, was a slight Fender bender! :-)

Really, let's keep some balance, k?
 
I don't want to have to pistol grip anyone, or triple omega them.
 
Although I did hear that there are a series of scorpions that become active on the vernal equinox.
 
And while we're at it, let's remember Valentino 2.

If we Distillate this pun festival I guess we're all drunk on spring...all enjoy the spring rutting!!! glad I'm already fixed so I won't have any unplanned  descendants...