Sunday at 8:07am my house shook, it was a 3.4 quake, I thought a car had hit my house, I went outside to look.  
now I know you folks out on the left side of the country will laugh,  But we have tornados not earthquakes
 
Sir David (shaken but not stirred)

Sorry David, next time I won't turn it up so loud.
 
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