Hey Mica, What do you think about makin' me a Series II Surfboard? Would have come in handy during Katrina!
 
 

They must play ... (drum roll) SURF music! (Sorry it was just too eary, couldn't resist)

Man, that salt water is really gonna rust those strings!
 
Mike
 
(it's early here too)

I used to play one of those ... but then I got bored!
 
I recognize the song he's playing ... Pipeline!
 
It's obviously a New Wave band!
 
Is that a Mesa Boogie Board!
 
His amp is a BadCat-amaran!
 
This is the guy that did the soundtrack for the movie Ocean's Eleven!
 
Where have you gone, Henny Youngman?
 
Bill, tgo

Looks like he's really playing toes-to-the-nose.
 
Sorry, it was the best I could come up with on such short notice.
 
I wonder if they make a laminated wood longboard version?  That'd be more like Alembic.  Surfer sandwich?

Hm, koa ...

... bunga?