4 bass-hunters shot 2 wild uprights in Oklahoma!

I knew this would happen as soon as they opened up that new BassProShop here in Oklahoma City, I'm going down to Protest the slaughter of two upright basses, it breaks my heart to see them laying on the ground with the four good ol boys standing over them holding their electric basses,somewhere there's a baby violin waiting for momma and daddy bass to come home, Damnit that makes me sick!!!! I guess they will have them stuffed and mounted over their fire places
 
David T (If your going to kill it, EAT IT)

Well Dave,
 
We could hunt down the baby violin and club it

Paul TAO, you should change your name from angelboy to instigateboy.
 
Paul TBO, only 12 more to go, Brother!
 
Sam

This from Paul the good one??? I wonder if a bow wouldn't be a more appropriate weapon of bass destruction.
 
Mike

BTW, don't they know that upright basses are on the endangered list!!!!!!!!

when you see Bass hunters out in the wild ,try Stanley's revenge let the air out of two of their tires, so they have to lug their dead upright's back to town, that will teach them.

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Well, you can take club in one of two ways But I don't imagine there are many clubs where you can go and see a violin on stage.....
 
 
I keep trying to get Paul TBO to take the TGO title, but he wants no part of it!
 
 
Paul II
 

Huh-huh ...no-no
I'm bad you know ...I'm really bad ...o-oh how bad am I! BAD.
 
I'm the baddes bass-player in the world what is a contradictio in terminis
(this is NOT elf).
 
Paul the BAD one