Today is December 23rd, FESTIVUS!   So put up your aluminum poles, engage in feats of strength, and air those grievances! 

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

Bill, tgo

I don't have an aluminum pole, can't do any feats of strength, and have no grievances, but I'm celebrating anyway!

A Festivus in retrospectus dost,
With maximum  prevalence endure!
On whom the full moon doth shine.
Now and evermore .