Alembic slogans! I took a short nap after work today and, having a marketing background, started thinking of fun Alembic slogans as I woke up!


Here's mine, what's yours???


'Alembic basses; One churning urn of burning funk!'


(you know where this one came from)

Alembic:  It's Not Just Basses!

hehehehe

Bill, tgo

Alembic, home is in your hands.


Bill.... c'mon man.  😂

"Mine's Alembic, what's your super power?"

The original, and still the best hippie sandwich...

Alembic. Heavy, man.

Um....has anyone considered "Beyond custom"?  (nyuk nyuk)

Peter

Now there's a thought.😁🥳

Alembic: Don't touch my bass.

QuoteAlembic: Don't touch my bass.

boom! 🗿

Alembic...it has nothin' to do with a still.


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alembic#:~:text=1,transmutes%20as%20if%20by%20distillation

"Alembic, not sitting still"

With photo of the logo and some new product pics.

Alembics aren't for everyone.

But . . . IF you 'get it', there is nothing, and I repeat NOTHING like an Alembic.

Period.

"Olympic, if you have one you are winning!"

I'm no good at things like this at all, (I could pile-on with a clever pun...) but the thread has made me wonder if, given the creative/imaginative/artistic leanings of Alembic Mgt. have they ever needed or availed the company of any outside marketing?

Like those famous Volkswagen ads, that had a full-page picture of a car, and one or two bold words... the product really sells itself. If you already know what it is, then you only have to spec one out and have them build it. There's actually a lot more choices now than ever before. The only reason I have this picture is, the bass pictured is the serial number immediately following my Custom. The ad copy though, makes the same statement... logo, model, product.