Hilarious!

That is indeed quite humorous !

A very warm welcome to the club from the UK Andrey. You'll find there are several of us using the correct spelling of words like Theatre, Programme and colour :-)
 
Graeme

Welcome to the board Andrey and your first Alembic!
 
My families' origins are from the country just below yours, Ukraine.
I was born in Australia and reside here now.
 
So welcome to a wealth of information and interaction with so many knowledgeable people on this board.
 
I also did the cruise line thing in 1977/78. One season was all my body could tolerate.
 
Your bass is beautiful, simply elegant. There won't be a song you cannot play using that instrument.
 
We also use the Kings English in Australia.
Spelling and grammar are not an issue on this forum I have found, it's all about intent.
 
slawie