I showed this bass to my husband last night, and he said, wow, that looks like a rottweiler coming right for you!
 
I was showing him how the grain radiated out of the pickups, and now all I can see is that dog - right down to the ear and the teeth (or is that a bridge?)

LOL! So true!

haha yeah he has good vision. It probably  a good reflection on it's sound. Strong meaty with a powerfully crisp bite to the tone.   Chomp Chomp
 
Jazzyvee

Yep, if you squint your eyes it is even more pronounced!

AAAAAHHH!

Hmm, I see two serpents juxtaposed with fangs gripping the pickups.  But I'm more than a little weird. . .  
 
Okay, now I'm seeing it.

Rottweiler for sure!!!!

OK, I can see both of those - but my first thought was femurs & an under-developed pelvis.  Then, between the bridge & tailpiece (inside the Rott's mouth, so to speak), the neck covers the middle of a human mouth.  And of course, in the upper bouts, kneeling on the dark wood facing the fretboard, are (left) a guy in a striped suit and (right) a woman in a matching long dress.  All in all, an amazing piece of wood!
 
Peter

I can see Barkmore . ( once knew a Dog named Barkmore)

Looking down at myself as a skeleton - seated, crossing my legs.

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That bass needs a set of Snarling Dogs put on it.

Looking down at myself as a skeleton - seated, crossing my legs.
 
Wow, that sounds like an intense Tibetan Buddhist visualization-meditation!

As a psychologist (who was once trained in administration and interpretation of the Rorschach) I could have a field day interpreting what everyone sees in this beautiful piece of Buckeye burl. Fortunately, many years ago back in graduate school I learned that there is no research basis at all for this type of personality assessment. It appears that what you see is nothing more than what you see and what I see is a gorgeous bass that I'll probably never be able to afford.